Shakin' it like no one else can

Ditto’d RT @ryanswift Still no Doctor Who Christmas Special on iTunes. I really want to watch this legally. C’mon already.

Can’t sleep. Can anyone help me out with that?

My sister gave me a HUGE box of cordial cherries for Christmas. I hate cordial cherries. Anyone love them?

That’s it. Decision made. Next year, my family only gets me for 3 days. Max.

Chopped of my hair. Feeling really good about it.

Or does anyone want to adopt me into their family instead? I’m really adorable. You’d be glad you did!

I lost my right contact. I’m half blind. It looks like I’m creepy and don’t know when to stop winking at you. #ThatsHot #

Bacon! Makes me think of @scottcowley :D http://t.co/z1qo1YAf

I watched Lethal Weapon for the first time ever last night. My conclusion: Mel Gibson = Crazy Eyes.

2 things: 1) My boss gave me $50 and made me shop for shoes for myself today. 2) Is it snowing in Utah?