Shakin' it like no one else can: Archive

Ditto’d RT @ryanswift Still no Doctor Who Christmas Special on iTunes. I really want to watch this legally. C’mon already.

Dec 27th

Can’t sleep. Can anyone help me out with that?

Dec 26th

My sister gave me a HUGE box of cordial cherries for Christmas. I hate cordial cherries. Anyone love them?

Dec 25th

That’s it. Decision made. Next year, my family only gets me for 3 days. Max.

Dec 24th

Chopped of my hair. Feeling really good about it.

Dec 22nd

Or does anyone want to adopt me into their family instead? I’m really adorable. You’d be glad you did!

Dec 21st

I lost my right contact. I’m half blind. It looks like I’m creepy and don’t know when to stop winking at you. #ThatsHot #

Dec 20th

Bacon! Makes me think of @scottcowley :D http://t.co/z1qo1YAf

Dec 16th

I watched Lethal Weapon for the first time ever last night. My conclusion: Mel Gibson = Crazy Eyes.

Dec 16th

2 things: 1) My boss gave me $50 and made me shop for shoes for myself today. 2) Is it snowing in Utah?

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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My stupid house key jumped out of my pocket and made me lock myself out yet again. Why doesn’t my house want me inside it?

Dec 14th

Where should I go for my birthday in Feb? San Diego, LA, Seattle, or Denver? (cc: @Tweety411, @blakeevan, et al)

Dec 13th

OH: I just don’t know if his boyfriend’s gay…

Dec 12th

And by hello, I meant help.

Dec 11th

I am a boring person. A boring, boring person. When did that happen? Why did you guys let that happen?

Dec 10th

Napoleon Dynamite cartoon series? The world is officially ending.

Dec 8th

Dec 6th

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I just slapped myself in the face. #ImBrilliant

Oct 15th

RT @Tweety411: #protip : don’t say someone is “sweet”, before you *taste* the person.

Oct 14th

Anyone near the Ontario/OC Airport wanna play for a bit tonight? I get in at 9 and the people I’m meeting won’t be there until about 11 pm.

Oct 12th

So, who in Southern California wants to see me this week? Let’s see what we can put together. :)

Oct 11th

Contacts out. So blind right now. I’m about 6 inches away from my computer typing this out. At least I didn’t walk into the wall this time.

Oct 11th

Oh, and this. I’m going to be in Southern California from Tuesday-Sunday. You know, in case anyone wants to play or say Hi or something.

Oct 10th

Wow. I have 2 full Hootie & The Blowfish albums in my iTunes library. How did that happen?

Oct 8th

RT @popthestack: Sometimes the difference between a good day and a bad one is Fletcher Henderson.

Oct 7th

That was quite possibly the nicest way to start the day. Thank you stranger who just stopped me to tell me I’m gorgeous!

Oct 4th

“I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like.” #dollhouse

Oct 1st

Someone wanna teach me how to knit? I feel like it’s something I should know.

Sep 29th

Milano mint cookies are the devil.

Sep 29th

My phone decided it hasa death wish earlier today. Tried to end it’s life by jumping out of my hand. It failed to die. Broke its face tho.

Sep 27th

Agreed. RT @dogpossum When I get I get high http://t.co/d2rJRqrd #hotjazz #amazingliveband #bestdancingmusic

Sep 23rd

Thanks to @Merkprof, I now want to learn how to can stuff. And make jam. And all that domesticated stuff.

Sep 23rd

Watching Ken Burns: Jazz on netflix. I need to purchase this and watch it at least twice a year. #jazz #jass #yummm #giddy #hashtagoverload

Sep 21st

According to @Klout, @Mishimmy’s Klout score is 50. How influential are you? http://t.co/98Pd8RVU

Sep 19th

Left handed hand shakes: weird or acceptable?

Sep 18th

RT @AFlirtYourself: I’ve been in more laps than a napkin. -Mae West

Sep 16th

RT @nakedjen: be especially good to yourself today, internet. go out and plant a kiss on a tree. or, you know, even a stranger. magic …

Sep 15th

P.S. Giants won.

Sep 14th

Bored.

Sep 12th

I even double checked on the 8:30 start time.

Sep 11th

OOOOOOWWWWWW! I just bit my lip. #genius

Sep 10th

RT @Tweety411: #dearself , be someone’s destination, not just another “stop along the way”. #keepitup

Sep 8th

Oh. Wow. Xanadu is on Netflix Instant. I may have to watch this tonight. Anyone want to join me for some disco awesomeness???

Sep 7th

I’m at Bun Mee Vietnamese Sandwich Eatery w/ @_spr_ @bobthecow http://t.co/L1xRGqK

Sep 3rd

I’m at Bob’s Donut & Pastry Shop w/ @_spr_ @bobthecow http://t.co/6q459ma

Sep 2nd

Today might be a little tougher than I can handle. #onedayIwontbeemoanymore

Aug 31st

I am a mean, horrible person. In my head.

Aug 26th

RT @APassion4Jazz: “A kiss that is never tasted, is forever & ever wasted.” Billie Holiday #jazz #quote

Aug 23rd

That time when you have to pee so bad that yo u make it to the bathroom but don’t get your pants down? That. #iswearimagrownup

Aug 22nd