Shakin' it like no one else can

Why is no one smart around when I get bright ideas to tell me...

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:41:00 -0400

Why is no one smart around when I get bright ideas to tell me not to do them because I’m going to break stuff? I blame ask of you for not being here to stop me. (Taken with instagram)

Happy Mother’s Day, Lisa. I miss you. (Taken with...

Sun, 13 May 2012 17:01:43 -0400

Happy Mother’s Day, Lisa. I miss you. (Taken with instagram)

The hideousnews of this dress really makes me want to buy it....

Sat, 12 May 2012 16:26:23 -0400

The hideousnews of this dress really makes me want to buy it. Seriously. :) (Taken with instagram)

See? (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:19:22 -0400

See? (Taken with instagram)

Were talking about sex. Seriously. :) (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:05:05 -0400

Were talking about sex. Seriously. :) (Taken with instagram)

Just my luck. (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:01:05 -0400

Just my luck. (Taken with instagram)

Condoms anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:17:51 -0400

Condoms anyone? (Taken with instagram)

Nom (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:09:02 -0400

Nom (Taken with instagram)

My roommie and a boy. (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:05:16 -0400

My roommie and a boy. (Taken with instagram)

Getting my own private guitar concert. Right this second....

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:38:42 -0400

Getting my own private guitar concert. Right this second. #luckygirl (Taken with instagram)

My Cyclops eye patch. Courtesy of my co-workers. (Taken with...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:05:46 -0400

My Cyclops eye patch. Courtesy of my co-workers. (Taken with instagram)

My eyeball. On fire. (Taken with instagram)

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:32:31 -0400

My eyeball. On fire. (Taken with instagram)

Ditto’d RT @ryanswift Still no Doctor Who Christmas Special on iTunes. I really want to watch...

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:10:13 -0500

Ditto’d RT @ryanswift Still no Doctor Who Christmas Special on iTunes. I really want to watch...

Can’t sleep. Can anyone help me out with that?

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 07:09:32 -0500

Can’t sleep. Can anyone help me out with that?

My sister gave me a HUGE box of cordial cherries for Christmas. I hate cordial cherries. Anyone love...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:28:43 -0500

My sister gave me a HUGE box of cordial cherries for Christmas. I hate cordial cherries. Anyone love...

That’s it. Decision made. Next year, my family only gets me for 3 days. Max.

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:21:24 -0500

That’s it. Decision made. Next year, my family only gets me for 3 days. Max.

Chopped of my hair. Feeling really good about it.

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:00:34 -0500

Chopped of my hair. Feeling really good about it.

Or does anyone want to adopt me into their family instead? I’m really adorable. You’d be...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 04:45:56 -0500

Or does anyone want to adopt me into their family instead? I’m really adorable. You’d be...

I lost my right contact. I’m half blind. It looks like I’m creepy and don’t know...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 03:06:50 -0500

I lost my right contact. I’m half blind. It looks like I’m creepy and don’t know...

Bacon! Makes me think of @scottcowley :D http://t.co/z1qo1YAf

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:40:39 -0500

Bacon! Makes me think of @scottcowley :D http://t.co/z1qo1YAf